FAO Max
Minutes of our meeting: Wednesday 29th April 2009.
Arrival 4pm.
Max: I haven’t got a key.
Jemima: OK, I have nasty coffee from the machine to tide me over.
Obtain access to room 4.20
Max: How are you?
Jemima: I lost 1lb!
Weighs to make sure.
Max: Excellent.
Jemima: It hurt. Being hungry sucks. I only stuck to it for three days.
Max: It takes six weeks to get used to it.
Jemima: Uh oh. [Thinks: Giving up smoking, the symptoms only last a week.]
Max: Can you do it again.
Jemima: Yes. [Thinks: If you are coaxing, cajoling and monitoring me every few hours, maybe.]
Max: Excellent. See you in six weeks.
Jemima: OK [Thinks: Holy cow! I’m doomed.]
Total weight gain this week: 2.5lb
Any chance of a little more motivation?
So far, he hasn't replied to my letter....
Jem xx
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