It seems my trip abroad to sample the delights of dodgy third world toilets has had a profound effect upon my weight. I have spent the past few weeks eating poisonous food, walking for miles and engaging in a stomach churning bout of d&v. This torture, for which I paid an excessive amount, has caused me to lose approximately TEN pounds. I repeat TEN pounds. My scales say around 12st 4. OMG!
This is the least I have weighed since.. erm.. before my last pregnancy or sometime back in the distant past. I actually can't remember weighing this little. I'm slightly disappointed that I don't look all that much different. I thought losing that much weight would leave me able to fit into different sized clothes or something, but it appears not. My trousers don't fall down or look baggy. Somehow ten pounds of me has evaporated, leaving me still taking up the same volume.
Obviously I must be less dense.
Friday, 27 April 2012
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